(Don’t ask me why I’m even bothering to pontificate about this - maybe I need something easy to ridicule to try to get back in the blogging saddle.)
The winner of the who-the-fuck-cares award of the week:
For those of you who haven’t heard, Barack Obama will be the first president to have a laptop on his desk at the oval office. (He does however have to give up his trusted Blackberry.)
Well la-dee-frickin’-da!
Just a few thoughts:
The fact that Obama will be the first to have a laptop in the Oval Office may somewhat indicate that past presidents have totally been out of touch with, uhh, a world increasingly leaning on cyberspace. But we already knew that.
That said, the fact that Obama will have a laptop on his desk in the office of the Premier Exploiter doesn’t necessarily mean that Obama is in touch with anything in any meaningful sense.
But wait! There’s more of the meaningless speculation!
Google CEO Eric Schmidt, in a conversation with Arianna Huffington on MSNBC, today said that he hopes Obama uses a Mac and not a PC. Excuse me Eric (and Arianna) isn’t there another option you may be missing?
Another option? We all know that Linux is being implied, but what of, say, OpenSolaris, ReactOS, or some flavor of BSD? I know Solaris and BSD aren’t exactly known as laptop OSs, but the criticism of the bias defeats itself.
In any event, all that is said as if we’re supposed to care what OS the next President of the United States will use. Other than the fact that perhaps if he was running DOS on his laptop, it could make him less productive as a president - which of course would actually probably be good for Americans.
And I suppose if Obama were found to be using a Mac, his yuppie, hipster, Mac-banging fanboys would probably be responsible for the biggest collective, worldwide outpouring of semen since Emma Watson turned 18.
On a more serious note regarding something that is actually worth noting, it’s what’s implied here that is concerning:
On CNN, Obama has even been labelled the Open Source President by a Republican strategist who quotes from The Cathedral and the Bazaar. (No kidding! You should watch it.)
So given all of that, shouldn’t he use open source?
Let’s take a stand against the command and control systems that create Windows and Macs. No matter who you may have supported in the election, let’s send a message to the office of the President that our government should support open standards and open source.
“Open Source President?” Are you fucking shitting me!?
Granted, I’d like to see Microsoft buried up to its eyeballs in dirt. If I’d never have to deal with a Windows license ever again, I’d be ecstatic. Apple, on the other, gets away with patent- and copyright-related bullshit that would cause a crowd of angry townspeople to lynch Bill Gates and burn his mansions if Microsoft were to try the same crap.
As far as I’m concerned, I don’t care if the government supports open standards and open source software. Why would government officials support that anywho? 1) The Federal government has been propping up closed source software and hardware lock-in situations through the copyright and patent rackets for decades; why expect an about-face with the inauguration of the Messiah of the New Order? 2) Government officials rarely “support” anything worth supporting anyway (outside of their stump speeches, of course), so why expect the president’s use of an open source OS (even if he could, indeed, be persuaded to use Linux or BSD or what have you) to be of any concern?
Maybe what these zealots are hoping is that if Messiah Obama starts using Linux, his followers might take a look, too.
Egads. I really wish people would stop bringing open source software into politics and vice versa.
(In a related vein, am I the only one who can’t shake the fact that this Obama infatuation is reminiscient of the Kennedy administration?)
